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“Hey! It’s me. Ree Lee Sillee from the planet Know Ree Lee I. M. Sillee. I am still trying to contact my friends. <Phone disconnected> It’s not working. I’ve met with your leader, but <barking> I don’t understand what he is saying. I don’t know what else to do. I think I’ll try this water portal again. < bubbles & toilet flushing>”
“Ho Ho Ho. Hello little one. Thank you for your help with the presents this year! Keep being a good kid and don’t forget, the best gift you can give is the gift of Love and Kindness. And maybe a Banana smart phone 15… Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas!”
“Oh, hello there! It’s me O I C 1, Dew U C 1 2. You can call me Dew 2. Ask me a question. I’ll answer it in 3 seconds. 3, 2, 1, CHICKEN BUTTS!”
“Oh, hello there! It’s me – the Monster in the book. Do you want me to scare you? BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ha! I bet that scared you! Haha! Hahaha!”